the daily struggles of a bottle blonde

I complain a lot. Read about me.

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

NO FUCKING SHIT

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I talk about my dog so much on twitter that when this kid hit on me he asked “so do you have a dog?”

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas

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crinoline-gremlin:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

especially in the arts.  We’re under enough stress as it is

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